Friday, May 31, 2013

CA Lawmakers don't want to hear it.

Look how CA Legislators treat a man -whose son was killed by an unlicensed illegal alien driver- when he testifies about the dangers of their plan to allow illegals to get driver's licenses.

http://unlicensedtokill.org/2013/04/don-rosenberg-testifies-at-hearing-on-bill-ab60/

Convoluted Marathon Bomber Story takes another wild turn

FBI Gunning Down an unarmed friend of the Marathon Bombers has supercharged all the crazy conspiracy theories. Good job, guys.

http://www.latimes.com/news/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-father-tsarnaev-friend-fbi-claims-executed-20130530,0,2275818.story

Facebook vows to Crack Down on "Hate Speech".

Fingers Crossed!

I'm still hoping the suspect in the latest round of Ricin Letters is a Liza Minnelli impersonator or something.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/texan_grilled_over_mike_ricin_mail_8w6TnjVfSm24mT65JKjITL

Freedom!

Mom released from Mexican Prison after they look at security footage of her boarding a bus WITHOUT a Pack Mule Loaded with Drugs. She says she still loves Mexico.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/arizona-mom-yanira-maldonado-freed-mexican-jail/story?id=19293807#.UalF-8q0SNM

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Diet Soda is as bad for your teeth as Meth or Crack?

First Porn App for Google Glasses!

Adam Levine claims he doesn’t actually “Hate this Country”.

CA Senate set to Punish the Boy Scouts with Taxes,

The American Dream

Tsarnaev Sister pleads not guilty to being a pot dealer. This family was really living the American dream, weren't they?

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/29/us/tsarnaev-sister-marijuana/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Hey Kooks!

Whatever your political views, mailing politicians Ricin doesn't help. Get it through your pin-heads that these people don't open their own mail.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/ricin-laced-letters-michael-bloomberg-contained-angry-note/story?id=19285946#.UagSDsq0SNM

Cash Cow!

Amazing Story about 3 Miles of Road that Generates more than $30,000 in Automatic Camera Tickets EVERY DAY.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/three-golden-miles-net-dc-28-million/2013/05/27/47db9828-b357-11e2-9a98-4be1688d7d84_story.html

AZ Mom Framed in Mexico?

AZ Mom speaks from Mexican Jail about the Nightmare of being falsely charged with Drug Smuggling.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/arizona-mother-yanira-maldonado-drug-smuggling-charges-mexico/story?id=19284988#.UagGQ8q0SNM

Wow there are some bad decisions in this story.

Drunk Driver, having sex with a woman in his lap while driving, crashes. Hides from Police in a Cactus.

http://www.abqjournal.com/main/2013/05/29/news/apd-dwi-crash-driver-having-sex.html

Recipe for Disaster

Teen who killed himself & his friends in Newport Beach crash had an illegally souped-up car, but no License. That's a recipe for disaster.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-driver-no-license-20130529,0,7257282.story

Holder wants to have a super-secret off-the-record just-between-you-&-me meeting with Press Bigwigs.

Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass Go. DO Collect Millions in Welfare Dollars!

New Jersey Inmates on the Dole. But this couldn't possibly be happening in CA, right?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/nyregion/welfare-payments-went-to-prisoners-in-new-jersey-report-shows.html?_r=0

Friday, May 24, 2013

Oh look, LA City Workers are getting another Raise.

Woops!

Anthony Weiner's Campaign Website has his logo superimposed on a picture of Pittsburgh. Not NYC. Hedging his bets?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/23/weiner-pittsburgh-website-skyline-photo_n_3327958.html


Go Probe Yourself!

Boy Scouts New Policy: Little Gay? A-Okay! Big Gay? Stay Away!

New Species!

Arrested for Tweets

Vacation!

Droning about Drones

The President Droning about Drones is briefly interesting when he gets Heckled by the founder of Code Pink until she gets dragged out. http://fb.me/1LPA2tqE3

Murdered.

Ex-Mayor Seeks Job

Does anyone have a gig for our flat broke soon-to-be Ex-Mayor? Preferably something near News Tomatoes. http://fb.me/1TzuiMwme

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Horror in London

Muslim Radicals Butcher a Soldier in the Street, and make sure to tell us why. On Video.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bloodied-london-attacker-speaks-to-camera-after-beheading-you-people-will-never-be-safe/

Nobody Votes in LA

Jimmy Kimmel Segment Proves the Average Angeleno has No Clue who just got elected Mayor.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jimmy-kimmel-hilariously-proves-the-people-of-los-angeles-know-nothing-about-politics/

OC Hiker Update!

Should the Rescued (and allegedly Meth-Addled) OC Hiker pay the hospital bill of a Volunteer Rescuer who broke his back trying to save him?

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/orange_county&id=9112614

Really???

Want to see the President's Prom Picture?

LA Voter Turnout was Bad. But not TERRIBLE.

You may see it reported that only 19% of Angelenos Voted yesterday, but that's Wrong. If you include Ballots cast before Tuesday, it was almost 25%. So we're awful, but not as awful as we could be.

http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2013/05/lets_stop_this_19_percent.php

We have ways of making you talk!

Did Lois Lerner Screw Up Pleading the 5th by Giving a Speech First?

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/05/darrell-issa-irs-lois-lerner-91755.html?hp=r2

 

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Weird Story Gets Weirder!

Chechen shot by FBI Agent Involved in the Boston Triple Murder, was about to sign a Confession, but Attacked Agent with a Knife

http://fb.me/1msE767fb

Election Returns!

Full Results of the LA Election: Garcetti, Feuer, Galperin are your new City-Wide Elected Officials, Prop D Limiting Pot Shops wins.

http://cityclerk.lacity.org/Election/results.html

Bear!

 Election? What election? There's a Bear to Cover! Mobilize the Reporters!

http://ktla.com/2013/05/22/wayward-bear-wandering-through-sun-valley/#axzz2U4lIOwgQ

FBI Agent Shoots Friend of Marathon Bombers

Chechen MMA Fighter & Friend of Marathon Bombers shot and killed in Confrontation with FBI. Weird story, certain to fuel Conspiracy nuts.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/fbi_agent_fatally_shoots_man_connected_ZFd8ShuJFsiilAsdz8NsAO

Woops.

Man sets up camera to catch Ghost… but catches his live-in girlfriend having sex with his 16 y/o son, instead.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-catches-girlfriend-sex-son-16-article-1.1350105

Wiener's Premature Leakage

Outrage of the Day! And we have a TON to pick from....

We're still paying Terrorist Murderer Nidal Hasan. Almost $300K since he shot 45 People at Ft. Hood.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/investigations/Accused-Fort-Hood-Shooter-Paid-278000-While-Awaiting-Trial-208230691.html

The Administration KNOWS

Biggest Upset in Yesterdays Election

The Biggest Surprise of the Election is that Ron Galperin is our new City Controller, defeating Longtime Omnipresent LA Politico Dennis Zine. Give 'Em Hell Ron!

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news%2Fpolitics&id=9111822

Who Wants Killer Hair, Anyway?

Jodi Arias doesn't want to be Put To Death so she can start Recycling in Prison! And donate her hair to bald cancer kids.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/22/jodi-arias-pleads-for-life-in-prison-as-jury-mulls-penalty-for-murder/

Not Talking.

Top IRS Official to Plead the 5th instead of testifying today. But hey, they didn't do anything illegal! Noooope.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130522/DA6E7MA81.html

Congrats to Eric Garcetti!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

First Actually Useful Application of Social Media?

Facebook Group Formed to Help Oklahomans find Photos & Important Documents Blown Away by the Tornado.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/MAY192013OKTORNADODOCSPICS/

Big Brother

So if the Gov't wants to read your private email, all they have to do is gin up some imagined crime and get them from Google, without even telling you.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2013/05/judge-ruled-feds-need-not-notify-fox-reporter-of-search-164397.html

 

Finally a smidgen of Good News from Oklahoma City

OKC Death toll Revised DOWN... now only 24 confirmed fatalities, including 7 children, but expect that number to change again as rescuers dig through the rubble.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2013/05/21/oklahoma-tornadoes/2344923/

 

Amazing!

Elderly Tornado Survivor finds her little dog alive in the Rubble of her Home during Live News Interview.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50147264n

Monkey Mummy and Elephant Meat seized at LAX.

We don't talk much...

TOP White House People, including the Chief of Staff, knew about IRS Targeting but Nah, they didn't mention it to the President.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/politics/irs-targeting/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

VIDEO

KSN Newsroom Evacuates as Tornado Hits During Live Broadcast

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2013/05/20/ksn-anchor-walk-off-tornado.ksn

Monster in OKC

"Monster" Tornado takes as many as 91 Lives, at least 20 of them Children, in Oklahoma City.

http://www.foxnews.com/weather/2013/05/21/children-among-dead-after-twister-strikes-near-oklahoma-city/

Monday, May 20, 2013

How Appropriate...

...an Enormous, Expensive, Empty Space is being named after Mayor V at LAX.

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_23278279/great-hall-at-laxs-new-bradley-terminal-be

Listen up, Stupids.

Mayor Bloomberg says if you're Dumb, don't go to College. Be a Plumber.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/skip-college-plumber-mayor-bloomberg-article-1.1347576

Monkey Updates!

Justin Bieber's Monkey has been Claimed by the Reich!

http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/justin-biebers-monkey-now-belongs-to-germany.html

In other Monkey News, the guy who broke into a zoo and beat a monkey to death while trying to steal it gets 7 years.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sentenced-years-killing-zoo-monkey-article-1.1346823

Nitpicking.

When anyone points out the Union ads saying Greuel "will raise the min. wage to $15" is only true for a few hotel workers, they say that's "Nitpicking".

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mayor-daily-20130518,0,3139917.story


Oh Say Can You Remember The Words?

The Common Thread?

AP Scandal, like Benghazi, seems to stem from attempt to spike any story that contradict the "victory" against Al Qaeda.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/20/ap-president-doj-subpoenas-are-unconstitutional-hurts-press/

Love This!!!!

Bob Schieffer on Face The Nation asks White House "Senior Advisor" Dan Pfeiffer why the Administration is constantly trotting out people like him who know NOTHING!

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/05/19/schieffer-obama-advisor-why-are-you-here-why-isn-t-white-house-chief#ixzz2TlD5eGuq


LA ELECTION! Only one day to go!

Garcetti Leads Greuel by 7% in the Latest Poll, Feuer leads Trutanich by Miles, and Zine is slightly ahead of Galperin

http://universityofsoutherncalifornia.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/j/B48FB2FD8856262B


Lady-less in LA?

Our own John Phillips' First Daily Beast column on the Sausage-fest at City Hall: http://t.co/iTE4OhrreS

Friday, May 17, 2013

Strong Men are Conservatives. Weak P*****s prefer Welfare States.

Ready for Summer? The CDC says you’ll be swimming in poop.

Marathon Bomber’s Note-in-a-Boat says “F### America”, praises Allah.

ICE’s Sequester Release of Illegals included more than SIX HUNDRED with Criminal Records

Of COURSE the IRS Official in Charge during the Tea Party Crackdown is now Running the Obamacare Enforcement Unit.

Lies!

Here, you be in Charge.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Never Fear!

Eric Holder will Subpoena Reporters Until He Gets to the Bottom Of This Whole IRS Thing.

http://news.yahoo.com/justice-investigate-irs-targeting-tea-party-191244797.html

You just can't make this stuff up....

The Press has been Instructed Not to Talk to the Press about the AP Scandal.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/05/inside-the-ap-fear-determination-91338.html

Double Standard?

The IRS stonewalled Conservatives for 13 Months or more, but the President's Brother's Shady "Charity" got approval in less than ONE.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/14/irs-official-lerner-approved-exemption-for-obama-brothers-charity/

Defiance! And Waffles!

LAUSD Breakfast/Defiance votes prove it wants students to be just as Fat & Sassy as the SEIU Protesters outside the meeting.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lausd-budget-20130515,0,5932689.story

NOBODY is Defending the IRS Harassment of Conservatives...

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Is the FBI is reading your Email?

The ACLU says the FBI thinks it can read your private email or online posts if it wants to, without a warrant, as long as it is at least 6 months old.

http://www.ibtimes.com/what-search-warrant-your-facebook-messages-private-emails-are-not-safe-fbi-surveillance-says-aclu


LA Times claims Nobody Cares about Benghazi.

Full Lyrics to the Mariachi Song about Wendy Greuel!

"If for la Wendy you want to vote

Get in the car and let's have fun.

And for la Wendy to win

All Latinos got to have her back.

If you want to earn $15 an hour

You have to march for la Wendy.

If the blond comes to your door

Open the door and let her in.

Wendy, la Wendy we're gonna vote.

$15 an hour we'll make.

Wendy, la Wendy we're gonna dance.

Eric Garcetti start crying.

From Montecito to Huntington Park

Passing El Sereno, eating tamales

And the voters for you will fight.

We'll have extra money to spend.

The people will support you.

That's why the blond will triumph.

In the truck we'll celebrate

With the mariachis we'll sing

Her last name is difficult to sing

That's why we're writing this rhyme.

La Wendy, Los Angeles you will change

And the Latino vote will crown you."

Hotel workers sing of la Wendy (Greuel) and $15 an hour wages

The union representing hotel workers in Los Angeles has been out in force campaigning for Wendy Greuel for mayor. In large part that's because union leaders said Greuel told them she supports their...

Scandal!

Evil Rich People are Renting the Handicapped to Cut the Line at Disney Theme Parks! http://fb.me/ILcDXirI 

IRS Scandal Gets Juicier! Did officials leak confidential donor info to Democrats during the Presidential Campaign?

As if we didn't have enough abuse-of-power scandals to follow, Eric Holder secretly seized phone records of reporters

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

All the Rescued Women are staying with Relatives

.... within TWO MILES of the house where they were imprisoned for... http://fb.me/1GhbZklrN

Woman celebrating getting her License back after a previous DUI

…. Is arrested for DUI. http://fb.me/1IIuRetoS

Food Stamps…

Guess what this Air Force Officer whose job it is to Prevent Sexual Assault is charged with.

Chris Christie gets Secret Weight-Loss Surgery under a fake name.

Loses 40lbs. Only 1400 to go! http://fb.me/D2BkWgKM

Kidnapper was a SCHOOL BUS DRIVER???

Did he use his job in the school to pick his victims?
http://fb.me/MaIsbRSw

Cleveland Kidnapping

How could 3 girls be kept in bondage for more than a decade, as a whole city searched for them? http://fb.me/16HNPNCgW

Video Clip of the Week!

Do yourself a favor and watch Charles Ramsey, the WILDLY entertaining neighbor who helped rescue the kidnap victims in Cleveland. http://goo.gl/Ns9Sl

Monday, May 6, 2013

SYRIA HAS CROSSED THE RED LINE!

...By calling Justin Beiber Gay. Millions of Enraged Beliebers are on Strapping Dynamite Vests and preparing to Invade as we speak.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/e-online-twitter-account-hacked-article-1.1335214

Speaking of which....

Michigan woman used Facebook to Harass herself. http://fb.me/SrAboJgL

Do You Have Facebook Psychosis?

I know I do! http://fb.me/1veMrnyfD

Hey, Anybody Want a Dead Terrorist?

Low Mileage. Some damage. http://fb.me/1fXUQnCbi

Why the Dramatic Spike in Middle-Aged People Offing Themselves?

Everyone obsesses about teenage suicide, but if some 53 year old Sad Sack shoots himself in the Medulla Oblongata, does anybody care? http://fb.me/HNoR6akc

Rolling Stones play to packed LA venue

…after cutting prices down to what your average pensioner can afford. http://fb.me/y0tGre1f

Horrific Limo Fire Kills Bride and 4 Others

Investigators Stumped as to what sparked it. http://fb.me/2s2NcxUys

Immigration Reform Bill will cost us TRILLIONS

According to new analysis of costs from The Heritage Foundation http://fb.me/2oms1ixIm

Abandon All Hope for LA Street Repairs

LA Times on our Crappy Streets: "Abandon All Hope... Residents might not see them fixed in their lifetimes". http://fb.me/1VT3HSxUm

France in an Uproar after Vultures Eat a Tourist.

She was already dead, but still... http://fb.me/26E17Ejfu

On the Loose

Murder Suspect Mistakenly Released from Jail, Sheriff waits a MONTH, then decides to mention it to the public. http://fb.me/29yPM1w49

Friday, May 3, 2013

Whoa

Oregon School Scares the Crap out of its teachers when, unannounced, masked men burst into a room firing blanks in a "mass shooting drill."

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/05/02/teachers-shocked-frightened-after-school-holds-unplanned-shooting-drill/

Marathon Bombing was NOT the original plan

Boston Bombers Planned a 4th of July Suicide Attack, but it didn't take as long to make the Bombs as they thought, so they blew up the Marathon instead.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/03/us/boston-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

DOW Crests 15,000

Dow crests 15,000 for the First Time Ever. Wall Street is doing just fine. Are you?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324266904578460573639253306.html

Hallucinating Hikers

OC May Bill Hallucinating Hikers for their Rescue now that one of them is charged with Meth Possession. PLEASE DO! http://fb.me/IfkB9OkD 

DWP Hiding the $$$

DWP Union SUING to prevent you from knowing how much you pay them.

We DO know that in 2011, the last year we have data for, DWP Employees made an AVERAGE of $100K Per Year. & General Manager Ron Nichols made $347K and his FIVE Executive Assistants made an average of $198K per year.

Oh, and they are the single largest source of cash in the Mayor's Race.

http://fb.me/1LwDKEGTb 

Lindsay on the Lam!

Lindsay Lohan didn't check in to Rehab as ordered, but that's OK because the place she didn't check into doesn't have a license anyway.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/lindsay_lohan_checks_into_cali_rehab_6ksLTVWxA1PcPpOaLSekcP

REVOLTING!

29% of Americans Think We'll Need an ARMED REVOLUTION Against the Government in the next few years. I'm honestly surprised it isn't higher. http://fb.me/1IxdsEZNu