Because why bother with Roads & Sidewalks when they can make your life more of a pain in the ass?
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-plastic-bags-20130618,0,6576624.story
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
NSA Claims Programs disrupted 50 Plots!
...But only 10 "had the potential to involve" domestic surveillance. So they NEED to keep listening to your Grandma talking to her Gynecologist. Convinced yet?
The Congressional Budget Office says the Senate Immigration Bill would only cut illegal immigration by 25%.
...So everybody get ready for the NEXT Amnesty after this one!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/18/cbo-immigration-bill-saves-197-billion/
The LAUSD is buying Students iPads!?
At $678 EACH. Which kids get to take home with them, and Oh Look! They are using Bond Money you voted them to Build and Maintain Schools to Pay the Bill.
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_23489311/lausd-spending-30-million-buy-30-000-ipads
Thursday, June 13, 2013
8 Month Erection causes man to "withdraw from life".
Write your own jokes folks, I'm not getting fired over this one!
http://www.dailynews.com/breakingnews/ci_23441117/man-sues-doctor-claims-penile-implant-gave-him
Raises All Around! On You.
You'll be glad to know Jerry Brown is giving CA's State Workers a Raise! With more to come.
http://fb.me/1LEmdEud0
http://fb.me/1LEmdEud0
Lego Faces are Getting Angrier!
Lego Faces are Getting Angrier! And our poor fragile babies are in danger because of it! Somehow.
Lego characters are getting angrier - and could be harming children's...
NSA Leaker claims the US is Hacking the Heck Out of China.
Which is the first thing he's said we're doing that I'm fine with!
NSA hacks China, leaker Snowden claims
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
A Ton of Crazy Stories in the News Today... here's just some of what we are covering!
SMC Shooter kicked out of Public School for being a Threat. So we can know you're crazy & dangerous, but if you're not in class? No Worries!
ACLU Sues Obama Over NSA Surveillance!
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-aclu-sues-over-nsa-surveillance-20130611,0,4567996.story
CA Official earned $333K last year, didn't work a day. AND got an $920K payout to leave. AND gets a $181K Pension.
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_23416601/barts-top-paid-worker-2012-never-worked-day
There's "No Good Reason" to oppose the Immigration Reform Bill, says Obama, but I can think of 11 or 20 Million.
Final Voter Turnout Count shows the Mayor of LA was elected with as many votes as a small-town Homecoming Queen.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-final-la-vote-20130611,0,1534862.story
NSA Leaker resurfaces with interview in S China Morning Post, says he's not in Hong Kong to hide from Justice, but to "reveal criminality".
Granny Get Your Gun! Burglar (on parole) Flees as Granny Blasts Away at him with a .357 Magnum.
Now even sport-for-sissies Soccer is too dangerous for Kids. We're done. Everyone play with Soft Toys until some Terrorist comes and shoots you in the face.
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/11/heading-a-soccer-ball-may-be-bad-for-the-brain/?hpt=hp_t3
Hey Jerk! Bring Back the Giant Pink Sneaker-Wearing Bulldog You Stole.
http://ktla.com/2013/06/11/authorities-search-for-stolen-pink-bulldog/#axzz2VxDnLeWH
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Is NSA Leaker Edward Snowden an American Hero? Or a Traitor who should be executed?
Such divergent voices as Judge Napolitano & Julian Assange think he's a hero...
http://fb.me/1NwJICBQR...but plenty of folks are on the other side, like John Boehner and the White House.
House Speaker John Boehner: NSA Leaker a 'Traitor'
Huge Dem Donor & Ambassador to Belgium allegedly caught soliciting underage hookers...
...but the State Dept. hushed it up! Everyone Scandal-Dance!
Edward Snowden's Employer says a) he didn't make $200,000 per year, and b) he's fired.
Read the Statement from Booz Allen Hamilton Here:
Is this Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend?
A self-described "World-Traveling, Pole-Dancing Super Hero"
EXCLUSIVE: The beautiful ballerina girlfriend whistleblower Ed...
Trayvon Martin / George Zimmerman Trial kicks off
...as both sides get Death Threats. Let the healing begin!
Zimmerman Trial Begins as Death Threats CitedTOY Gun Buyback!
...at CA Elementary School! Swap your pop-gun for a book, you violent little monsters.
Friday, June 7, 2013
NY Times Softened the Editorial Condemning Obama
... but it's still a hell of punch coming from the Gray Lady.
Goodbye, giant nuclear boobs. SoCal Edison is Closing San Onofre. http://fb.me/2G7DMeyXe
San Onofre Nuclear Plant ClosingIt's a Triple President Traffic Whammy!
Presidents Obama, Clinton, & the Pres. of China are all in town today screwing up your commute!
Obama trip may snarl L.A. traffic; Clinton to visit downtown L.A.
Brace yourselves Los Angeles commuters, the presidents are coming.
Eric Holder Refuses to Answer when Asked if the DOJ is Spying on Congress!
...Which pretty much answers the question.
Geraldo announces he will NOT run for Senate in NJ.
...Because of the Lord of the Rings ...or something.
Geraldo Rivera, Fox News Commentator, Will Not Run For U.S. Senate
What the Heck is PRISM???
The Secret Government Program to pull "audio, video, photographs, e-mails, documents and connection logs" FROM YOU. But only if you use "Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Facebook, PalTalk, AOL, Skype, YouTube or Apple".
Documents: U.S. intelligence mining data from nine U.S. Internet...
U.S. intelligence has access to the servers of nine Internet companies as part of top-secret effort.
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