Because why bother with Roads & Sidewalks when they can make your life more of a pain in the ass?
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-plastic-bags-20130618,0,6576624.story
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
NSA Claims Programs disrupted 50 Plots!
...But only 10 "had the potential to involve" domestic surveillance. So they NEED to keep listening to your Grandma talking to her Gynecologist. Convinced yet?
The Congressional Budget Office says the Senate Immigration Bill would only cut illegal immigration by 25%.
...So everybody get ready for the NEXT Amnesty after this one!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/18/cbo-immigration-bill-saves-197-billion/
The LAUSD is buying Students iPads!?
At $678 EACH. Which kids get to take home with them, and Oh Look! They are using Bond Money you voted them to Build and Maintain Schools to Pay the Bill.
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_23489311/lausd-spending-30-million-buy-30-000-ipads
Thursday, June 13, 2013
8 Month Erection causes man to "withdraw from life".
Write your own jokes folks, I'm not getting fired over this one!
http://www.dailynews.com/breakingnews/ci_23441117/man-sues-doctor-claims-penile-implant-gave-him
Raises All Around! On You.
You'll be glad to know Jerry Brown is giving CA's State Workers a Raise! With more to come.
http://fb.me/1LEmdEud0
http://fb.me/1LEmdEud0
Lego Faces are Getting Angrier!
Lego Faces are Getting Angrier! And our poor fragile babies are in danger because of it! Somehow.
Lego characters are getting angrier - and could be harming children's...
NSA Leaker claims the US is Hacking the Heck Out of China.
Which is the first thing he's said we're doing that I'm fine with!
NSA hacks China, leaker Snowden claims
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
A Ton of Crazy Stories in the News Today... here's just some of what we are covering!
SMC Shooter kicked out of Public School for being a Threat. So we can know you're crazy & dangerous, but if you're not in class? No Worries!
ACLU Sues Obama Over NSA Surveillance!
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-aclu-sues-over-nsa-surveillance-20130611,0,4567996.story
CA Official earned $333K last year, didn't work a day. AND got an $920K payout to leave. AND gets a $181K Pension.
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_23416601/barts-top-paid-worker-2012-never-worked-day
There's "No Good Reason" to oppose the Immigration Reform Bill, says Obama, but I can think of 11 or 20 Million.
Final Voter Turnout Count shows the Mayor of LA was elected with as many votes as a small-town Homecoming Queen.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-final-la-vote-20130611,0,1534862.story
NSA Leaker resurfaces with interview in S China Morning Post, says he's not in Hong Kong to hide from Justice, but to "reveal criminality".
Granny Get Your Gun! Burglar (on parole) Flees as Granny Blasts Away at him with a .357 Magnum.
Now even sport-for-sissies Soccer is too dangerous for Kids. We're done. Everyone play with Soft Toys until some Terrorist comes and shoots you in the face.
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/11/heading-a-soccer-ball-may-be-bad-for-the-brain/?hpt=hp_t3
Hey Jerk! Bring Back the Giant Pink Sneaker-Wearing Bulldog You Stole.
http://ktla.com/2013/06/11/authorities-search-for-stolen-pink-bulldog/#axzz2VxDnLeWH
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Is NSA Leaker Edward Snowden an American Hero? Or a Traitor who should be executed?
Such divergent voices as Judge Napolitano & Julian Assange think he's a hero...
http://fb.me/1NwJICBQR...but plenty of folks are on the other side, like John Boehner and the White House.
House Speaker John Boehner: NSA Leaker a 'Traitor'
Huge Dem Donor & Ambassador to Belgium allegedly caught soliciting underage hookers...
...but the State Dept. hushed it up! Everyone Scandal-Dance!
Edward Snowden's Employer says a) he didn't make $200,000 per year, and b) he's fired.
Read the Statement from Booz Allen Hamilton Here:
Is this Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend?
A self-described "World-Traveling, Pole-Dancing Super Hero"
EXCLUSIVE: The beautiful ballerina girlfriend whistleblower Ed...
Trayvon Martin / George Zimmerman Trial kicks off
...as both sides get Death Threats. Let the healing begin!
Zimmerman Trial Begins as Death Threats CitedTOY Gun Buyback!
...at CA Elementary School! Swap your pop-gun for a book, you violent little monsters.
Friday, June 7, 2013
NY Times Softened the Editorial Condemning Obama
... but it's still a hell of punch coming from the Gray Lady.
Goodbye, giant nuclear boobs. SoCal Edison is Closing San Onofre. http://fb.me/2G7DMeyXe
San Onofre Nuclear Plant ClosingIt's a Triple President Traffic Whammy!
Presidents Obama, Clinton, & the Pres. of China are all in town today screwing up your commute!
Obama trip may snarl L.A. traffic; Clinton to visit downtown L.A.
Brace yourselves Los Angeles commuters, the presidents are coming.
Eric Holder Refuses to Answer when Asked if the DOJ is Spying on Congress!
...Which pretty much answers the question.
Geraldo announces he will NOT run for Senate in NJ.
...Because of the Lord of the Rings ...or something.
Geraldo Rivera, Fox News Commentator, Will Not Run For U.S. Senate
What the Heck is PRISM???
The Secret Government Program to pull "audio, video, photographs, e-mails, documents and connection logs" FROM YOU. But only if you use "Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Facebook, PalTalk, AOL, Skype, YouTube or Apple".
Documents: U.S. intelligence mining data from nine U.S. Internet...
U.S. intelligence has access to the servers of nine Internet companies as part of top-secret effort.
Friday, May 31, 2013
CA Lawmakers don't want to hear it.
Look how CA Legislators treat a man -whose son was killed by an unlicensed illegal alien driver- when he testifies about the dangers of their plan to allow illegals to get driver's licenses.
http://unlicensedtokill.org/2013/04/don-rosenberg-testifies-at-hearing-on-bill-ab60/
Convoluted Marathon Bomber Story takes another wild turn
FBI Gunning Down an unarmed friend of the Marathon Bombers has supercharged all the crazy conspiracy theories. Good job, guys.
Facebook vows to Crack Down on "Hate Speech".
But who gets to decide what that is?
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/29/tech/social-media/facebook-hate-speech-women/index.html
Fingers Crossed!
I'm still hoping the suspect in the latest round of Ricin Letters is a Liza Minnelli impersonator or something.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/texan_grilled_over_mike_ricin_mail_8w6TnjVfSm24mT65JKjITL
Freedom!
Mom released from Mexican Prison after they look at security footage of her boarding a bus WITHOUT a Pack Mule Loaded with Drugs. She says she still loves Mexico.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
CA Senate set to Punish the Boy Scouts with Taxes,
...even after they allow little gays in.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/political/la-me-pc-boy-scout-taxes-20130529,0,927944.story
The American Dream
Tsarnaev Sister pleads not guilty to being a pot dealer. This family was really living the American dream, weren't they?
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/29/us/tsarnaev-sister-marijuana/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
Hey Kooks!
Whatever your political views, mailing politicians Ricin doesn't help. Get it through your pin-heads that these people don't open their own mail.
Cash Cow!
Amazing Story about 3 Miles of Road that Generates more than $30,000 in Automatic Camera Tickets EVERY DAY.
AZ Mom Framed in Mexico?
AZ Mom speaks from Mexican Jail about the Nightmare of being falsely charged with Drug Smuggling.
Wow there are some bad decisions in this story.
Drunk Driver, having sex with a woman in his lap while driving, crashes. Hides from Police in a Cactus.
http://www.abqjournal.com/main/2013/05/29/news/apd-dwi-crash-driver-having-sex.html
Recipe for Disaster
Teen who killed himself & his friends in Newport Beach crash had an illegally souped-up car, but no License. That's a recipe for disaster.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-driver-no-license-20130529,0,7257282.story
Holder wants to have a super-secret off-the-record just-between-you-&-me meeting with Press Bigwigs.
But the press won't play! AP, NYT, CNN, HuffPo, all say screw you.
Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass Go. DO Collect Millions in Welfare Dollars!
Friday, May 24, 2013
Woops!
Anthony Weiner's Campaign Website has his logo superimposed on a picture of Pittsburgh. Not NYC. Hedging his bets?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/23/weiner-pittsburgh-website-skyline-photo_n_3327958.html
Go Probe Yourself!
The President tells Eric Holder to find out if Eric Holder should stop Spying on Journalists.
Obama Orders DOJ Review of Leak Investigations
New Species!
2013's Brand New Species include a Blue-Assed Monkey and a Glow-In-The-Dark Cockroach. So yay.
Glow-in-the-Dark Cockroach Makes Top New Species List
Arrested for Tweets
2 Arrested for "Anti-Religious" Tweets about the London Terror Attack. Reminder of the difference (for now) between US & UK
Two bailed after arrest over Woolwich attack Twitter comments
Vacation!
Lois Lerner of the IRS was asked to Resign after Pleading the 5th, but Refused, so now she's on paid leave.
IRS official on leave refused to resign, GOP senator says
Droning about Drones
The President Droning about Drones is briefly interesting when he gets Heckled by the founder of Code Pink until she gets dragged out. http://fb.me/1LPA2tqE3
Murdered.
This is the nice young guy who was Hacked to Death with Cleavers in the name of Jihad. Try explaining that to his 2 year old son.
Soldier slain in London was a machine gunner, Royal Palaces drummer,...
By CNN @CNN
Ex-Mayor Seeks Job
Does anyone have a gig for our flat broke soon-to-be Ex-Mayor? Preferably something near News Tomatoes. http://fb.me/1TzuiMwme
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Horror in London
Muslim Radicals Butcher a Soldier in the Street, and make sure to tell us why. On Video.
Nobody Votes in LA
Jimmy Kimmel Segment Proves the Average Angeleno has No Clue who just got elected Mayor.
OC Hiker Update!
Should the Rescued (and allegedly Meth-Addled) OC Hiker pay the hospital bill of a Volunteer Rescuer who broke his back trying to save him?
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/orange_county&id=9112614
LA Voter Turnout was Bad. But not TERRIBLE.
You may see it reported that only 19% of Angelenos Voted yesterday, but that's Wrong. If you include Ballots cast before Tuesday, it was almost 25%. So we're awful, but not as awful as we could be.
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2013/05/lets_stop_this_19_percent.php
We have ways of making you talk!
Did Lois Lerner Screw Up Pleading the 5th by Giving a Speech First?
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/05/darrell-issa-irs-lois-lerner-91755.html?hp=r2
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Weird Story Gets Weirder!
Chechen shot by FBI Agent Involved in the Boston Triple Murder, was about to sign a Confession, but Attacked Agent with a Knife
Election Returns!
Full Results of the LA Election: Garcetti, Feuer, Galperin are your new City-Wide Elected Officials, Prop D Limiting Pot Shops wins.
Bear!
Election? What election? There's a Bear to Cover! Mobilize the Reporters!
http://ktla.com/2013/05/22/wayward-bear-wandering-through-sun-valley/#axzz2U4lIOwgQ
FBI Agent Shoots Friend of Marathon Bombers
Chechen MMA Fighter & Friend of Marathon Bombers shot and killed in Confrontation with FBI. Weird story, certain to fuel Conspiracy nuts.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/fbi_agent_fatally_shoots_man_connected_ZFd8ShuJFsiilAsdz8NsAO
Woops.
Man sets up camera to catch Ghost… but catches his live-in girlfriend having sex with his 16 y/o son, instead.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-catches-girlfriend-sex-son-16-article-1.1350105
Wiener's Premature Leakage
Wiener Announces Run For NYC Mayor
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/leaky_weiner_now_in_5rwSPjIpvnz1MqWOwIw3XO
Outrage of the Day! And we have a TON to pick from....
We're still paying Terrorist Murderer Nidal Hasan. Almost $300K since he shot 45 People at Ft. Hood.
Biggest Upset in Yesterdays Election
The Biggest Surprise of the Election is that Ron Galperin is our new City Controller, defeating Longtime Omnipresent LA Politico Dennis Zine. Give 'Em Hell Ron!
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news%2Fpolitics&id=9111822
Who Wants Killer Hair, Anyway?
Jodi Arias doesn't want to be Put To Death so she can start Recycling in Prison! And donate her hair to bald cancer kids.
Not Talking.
Top IRS Official to Plead the 5th instead of testifying today. But hey, they didn't do anything illegal! Noooope.
Congrats to Eric Garcetti!
Our New Mayor, and a HUGE Upgrade over Tony V.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-ln-garcetti-wins-race-for-mayor-20130522,0,6850215.story
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
First Actually Useful Application of Social Media?
Facebook Group Formed to Help Oklahomans find Photos & Important Documents Blown Away by the Tornado.
Big Brother
So if the Gov't wants to read your private email, all they have to do is gin up some imagined crime and get them from Google, without even telling you.
Finally a smidgen of Good News from Oklahoma City
OKC Death toll Revised DOWN... now only 24 confirmed fatalities, including 7 children, but expect that number to change again as rescuers dig through the rubble.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2013/05/21/oklahoma-tornadoes/2344923/
Amazing!
Elderly Tornado Survivor finds her little dog alive in the Rubble of her Home during Live News Interview.
We don't talk much...
TOP White House People, including the Chief of Staff, knew about IRS Targeting but Nah, they didn't mention it to the President.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/politics/irs-targeting/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
VIDEO
KSN Newsroom Evacuates as Tornado Hits During Live Broadcast
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2013/05/20/ksn-anchor-walk-off-tornado.ksn
Monster in OKC
"Monster" Tornado takes as many as 91 Lives, at least 20 of them Children, in Oklahoma City.
Monday, May 20, 2013
How Appropriate...
...an Enormous, Expensive, Empty Space is being named after Mayor V at LAX.
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_23278279/great-hall-at-laxs-new-bradley-terminal-be
Listen up, Stupids.
Mayor Bloomberg says if you're Dumb, don't go to College. Be a Plumber.
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/skip-college-plumber-mayor-bloomberg-article-1.1347576
Monkey Updates!
Justin Bieber's Monkey has been Claimed by the Reich!
http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/justin-biebers-monkey-now-belongs-to-germany.html
In other Monkey News, the guy who broke into a zoo and beat a monkey to death while trying to steal it gets 7 years.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sentenced-years-killing-zoo-monkey-article-1.1346823
Nitpicking.
When anyone points out the Union ads saying Greuel "will raise the min. wage to $15" is only true for a few hotel workers, they say that's "Nitpicking".
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mayor-daily-20130518,0,3139917.story
The Common Thread?
AP Scandal, like Benghazi, seems to stem from attempt to spike any story that contradict the "victory" against Al Qaeda.
Love This!!!!
Bob Schieffer on Face The Nation asks White House "Senior Advisor" Dan Pfeiffer why the Administration is constantly trotting out people like him who know NOTHING!
LA ELECTION! Only one day to go!
Garcetti Leads Greuel by 7% in the Latest Poll, Feuer leads Trutanich by Miles, and Zine is slightly ahead of Galperin
http://universityofsoutherncalifornia.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/j/B48FB2FD8856262B
Lady-less in LA?
Our own John Phillips' First Daily Beast column on the Sausage-fest at City Hall: http://t.co/iTE4OhrreS
Friday, May 17, 2013
Lies!
LA County Federation of Labor sends out yet ANOTHER Mailer saying Wendy Greuel will raise the LA Minimum Wage to $15 an hour.
Labor group says Wendy Greuel will push minimum wage to $15Here, you be in Charge.
Obama puts this Werfel Guy in charge of IRS as a 2nd Top Official will be brutally punished by taking Early Retirement. Oh and Werfel was the Point Man on Sequester, which went so well.
Obama picks temporary IRS head as Tea Party rallies on scandal
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Never Fear!
Eric Holder will Subpoena Reporters Until He Gets to the Bottom Of This Whole IRS Thing.
http://news.yahoo.com/justice-investigate-irs-targeting-tea-party-191244797.html
You just can't make this stuff up....
The Press has been Instructed Not to Talk to the Press about the AP Scandal.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/05/inside-the-ap-fear-determination-91338.html
Double Standard?
The IRS stonewalled Conservatives for 13 Months or more, but the President's Brother's Shady "Charity" got approval in less than ONE.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/14/irs-official-lerner-approved-exemption-for-obama-brothers-charity/
Defiance! And Waffles!
LAUSD Breakfast/Defiance votes prove it wants students to be just as Fat & Sassy as the SEIU Protesters outside the meeting.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lausd-budget-20130515,0,5932689.story
NOBODY is Defending the IRS Harassment of Conservatives...
...except this guy, who says they are Racist Jerks and have it coming!
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Is the FBI is reading your Email?
The ACLU says the FBI thinks it can read your private email or online posts if it wants to, without a warrant, as long as it is at least 6 months old.
Full Lyrics to the Mariachi Song about Wendy Greuel!
"If for la Wendy you want to vote
Get in the car and let's have fun.
And for la Wendy to win
All Latinos got to have her back.
If you want to earn $15 an hour
You have to march for la Wendy.
If the blond comes to your door
Open the door and let her in.
Wendy, la Wendy we're gonna vote.
$15 an hour we'll make.
Wendy, la Wendy we're gonna dance.
Eric Garcetti start crying.
From Montecito to Huntington Park
Passing El Sereno, eating tamales
And the voters for you will fight.
We'll have extra money to spend.
The people will support you.
That's why the blond will triumph.
In the truck we'll celebrate
With the mariachis we'll sing
Her last name is difficult to sing
That's why we're writing this rhyme.
La Wendy, Los Angeles you will change
And the Latino vote will crown you."
Hotel workers sing of la Wendy (Greuel) and $15 an hour wages
Scandal!
Evil Rich People are Renting the Handicapped to Cut the Line at Disney Theme Parks! http://fb.me/ILcDXirI
Los Angeles Times Tuesday, May 7, 2013
All the Rescued Women are staying with Relatives
.... within TWO MILES of the house where they were imprisoned for... http://fb.me/1GhbZklrN
Woman celebrating getting her License back after a previous DUI
…. Is arrested for DUI. http://fb.me/1IIuRetoS
Chris Christie gets Secret Weight-Loss Surgery under a fake name.
Loses 40lbs. Only 1400 to go! http://fb.me/D2BkWgKM
Kidnapper was a SCHOOL BUS DRIVER???
Did he use his job in the school to pick his victims?
http://fb.me/MaIsbRSw
http://fb.me/MaIsbRSw
Cleveland Kidnapping
How could 3 girls be kept in bondage for more than a decade, as a whole city searched for them? http://fb.me/16HNPNCgW
Video Clip of the Week!
Do yourself a favor and watch Charles Ramsey, the WILDLY entertaining neighbor who helped rescue the kidnap victims in Cleveland. http://goo.gl/Ns9Sl
Monday, May 6, 2013
SYRIA HAS CROSSED THE RED LINE!
...By calling Justin Beiber Gay. Millions of Enraged Beliebers are on Strapping Dynamite Vests and preparing to Invade as we speak.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/e-online-twitter-account-hacked-article-1.1335214
Why the Dramatic Spike in Middle-Aged People Offing Themselves?
Everyone obsesses about teenage suicide, but if some 53 year old Sad Sack shoots himself in the Medulla Oblongata, does anybody care? http://fb.me/HNoR6akc
Abandon All Hope for LA Street Repairs
LA Times on our Crappy Streets: "Abandon All Hope... Residents might not see them fixed in their lifetimes". http://fb.me/1VT3HSxUm
France in an Uproar after Vultures Eat a Tourist.
She was already dead, but still... http://fb.me/26E17Ejfu
On the Loose
Murder Suspect Mistakenly Released from Jail, Sheriff waits a MONTH, then decides to mention it to the public. http://fb.me/29yPM1w49
Friday, May 3, 2013
Whoa
Oregon School Scares the Crap out of its teachers when, unannounced, masked men burst into a room firing blanks in a "mass shooting drill."
Marathon Bombing was NOT the original plan
Boston Bombers Planned a 4th of July Suicide Attack, but it didn't take as long to make the Bombs as they thought, so they blew up the Marathon instead.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/03/us/boston-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
DOW Crests 15,000
Dow crests 15,000 for the First Time Ever. Wall Street is doing just fine. Are you?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324266904578460573639253306.html
Hallucinating Hikers
OC May Bill Hallucinating Hikers for their Rescue now that one of them is charged with Meth Possession. PLEASE DO! http://fb.me/IfkB9OkD
DWP Hiding the $$$
DWP Union SUING to prevent you from knowing how much you pay them.
We DO know that in 2011, the last year we have data for, DWP Employees made an AVERAGE of $100K Per Year. & General Manager Ron Nichols made $347K and his FIVE Executive Assistants made an average of $198K per year.
Oh, and they are the single largest source of cash in the Mayor's Race.
Lindsay on the Lam!
Lindsay Lohan didn't check in to Rehab as ordered, but that's OK because the place she didn't check into doesn't have a license anyway.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/lindsay_lohan_checks_into_cali_rehab_6ksLTVWxA1PcPpOaLSekcP
REVOLTING!
29% of Americans Think We'll Need an ARMED REVOLUTION Against the Government in the next few years. I'm honestly surprised it isn't higher. http://fb.me/1IxdsEZNu
Friday, April 26, 2013
Red Line?
Syria Crosses the Red Line, uses Sarin Gas. So…. What now? If you guessed WH Waffling, you win!
It turns out...
...you can't sell babies on Facebook.
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/asia/article3747612.ece
Congress Acts on Flight Delays
Lawmakers decide that making you suffer from Sequester at the airport wasn't such a great strategy after all.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/are-dems-blinking-first-on-aviation-cuts-90653.html?hp=l4
Soda Tax
CA proposes a statewide tax on Sweet Delicious Soda. Allegedly to stop you from being so fat. But REALLY they just want the $.
http://ktla.com/2013/04/25/california-lawmakers-consider-soda-tax/#axzz2Rc78MFK6
Twinkies Return!
In July! Probably just in time for somebody to propose a tax on them.
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/twinkies-real-ones-back-store-shelves-july-6C9590050
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Tsarnaev Family on Welfare
We not only welcome people who hate us with open arms, we PAY them to plot against us.
One hacked Tweet from the AP erased $200 Billion in an instant.
Fake Report of Explosions at the White House and injury to President Obama, which was only up for minutes, rock the Markets. Mmmmmaybe we need to re-think instant news?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323735604578441201605193488.html
Bonanza!
Immigration Bill will be a "Bonanza" for Democrats. Forever.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/immigration-reform-could-upend-electoral-college-90478.html
Charges DROPPED against Ricin Elvis!
Is the culprit this failed politician/martial artist/musician/accused child molester instead?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ricin-case-crumbling-678452
Justin Bieber's Monkey
The saga of Justin Bieber's Monkey continues, she may become property of the German Reich! I mean state.
Greuel goes after Garcetti for taking a contribution from a Convicted Felon.
Could somebody just fix the sidewalks please?
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-greuel-attacks-garcetti-20130423,0,7355083.story
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
If you only read one news story today, read this one.
Man goes to police station to report his stolen iPhone. Calls it, hears it ringing. From a holding cell. In an arrestee's butt.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/butt_dial_con_feels_the_pinch_N674ntrgZd5ua7zLNfcc7M
Marathon Bombings were a Hate Crime
Marathon Bombers only spared Carjacked Motorist's Life "because he wasn't an American". Proving they were motivated by rage against the country that took them in and gave them a home.
I'll Save You Nell!
Mounties foil al-Qaeda backed Islamic Radicals plotting US-bound Passenger Train Bombing!
Solving another problem nobody has!
CA wants to regulate the heck out of places you park your kid while you do stuff. Which means they will probably just close.
http://www.kcoy.com/story/22047402/short-term-daycare-centers-could-be-hit-with-regulations
If you hear a song you like on McIntyre in the Morning...
... it's probably because whoever sang it just dropped dead.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/22/showbiz/richie-havens-obituary/index.html
Sequester Flight Delay Circus
Please join the airlines and take a stand against the FAA's Budget Cut temper-tantrum.
C-Span briefly interesting
...as Senators Get Into It over whether the Marathon Bombing should influence the Immigration Debate.
Look out, Ladies!
Anthony Wiener is back on Twitter!
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/anthony-weiner-creates-new-twitter-account_718205.html
Monday, April 22, 2013
Eric Holder will Decide if the Marathon Bomber faces the Death Penalty.
Thank goodness he has such a great track record on Terror. Right?
Bomber brothers were 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists?
This kind of Conspiracy Crap can be DANGEROUS. Especially when lunatics buy in.
http://fb.me/2HmQrAQT8
http://fb.me/2HmQrAQT8
Dead Marathon Bomber was being supported by his WIFE, who worked 70 to 80 hours per week.
Hardly a traditional Muslim household.
http://fb.me/KL7OBIo2
http://fb.me/KL7OBIo2
"Mentors?"
So who are the Mysterious "Mentors" who Radicalized the Marathon Bombers? http://fb.me/1HwIqKolU
Good Job, Mayor V.
Seriously??? A Healthy Majority Give Mayor V "Good Marks". http://fb.me/1HLwjiK1P
Garcetti ahead of Greuel
By 10 points in the latest poll... even beating her among women! http://fb.me/w38E2TZn
Feds Sued by Airlines over Furloughs
When you get delayed for hours, you'll be happy to know that furloughs of Controllers are "irresponsible and unnecessary" http://fb.me/1fSR70HsH
Airport Chaos
Congrats to the Feds who have FINALLY found something they can cut that you actually care about. Air Traffic Controllers! http://fb.me/RNhg6n78
Should Terrorists have a Right to Remain Silent?
Decision not to Mirandize suspect causing controversy. http://fb.me/2t7Y9mOpx
Guts!
If there's a manhunt on and I see a trail of blood going under the tarp of my boat, I might not stick my head in. http://fb.me/2t75BnMFK
Really?
Senators say Boston Mayhem PROVES the need for their Immigration Bill. So we can let in more people who hate America? http://fb.me/2kkctobE9
Chicago Woman Arrested 396 Times.
Give her a medal! Preferably a 300 lb Medal attached to her ankle by a chain. http://fb.me/KTmgJieY
Friday, April 19, 2013
Battle in Boston!
Chechen President blames us: "Seek the Roots of Evil in America." http://fb.me/2cPuqlZdz
Let's all watch the media shift from "it's probably the tea party" to "don't try to politicize a tragedy" because... http://fb.me/2UTZnt8gg
...and Mom is apparently a sticky-fingered thief. http://fb.me/2jqaOLgKw
Dad says "All Hell Will Break Loose" if his second son is killed by Police. http://fb.me/2vnn2Ohrp
Congrats to the Terrorists who have succeeded in completely shutting down a Major American City. Let's give them... http://fb.me/G9wQNvvv
"I'm very religious". http://fb.me/1E0YGQdbC
Is the policy of allowing refugees from war-torn hellholes to settle in the US just importing Trouble? http://fb.me/2BxDr9F3e
Now that we know the Marathon bombers were likely Islamic Extremists, is David Sirota happy or sad? http://fb.me/1COH0zBzy
What does the internet tell us about the Marathon Bombers? A LOT! http://fb.me/1Hd4Toiek
Bombing Victim in this photo -who lost both his legs- helped identify the terrorists. http://fb.me/2Je5BLkiD
Amazing interview with the Uncle of the two Suspects, who says they "do not deserve to live on this earth." http://fb.me/2saIgYelj
Could the Boston Bombings derail the Immigration Overhaul? These young men clearly didn't come here to pursue the... http://fb.me/2s5g5rgby
Muslim Chechen terrorists have perpetrated some of the WORST terror attacks in history, including the horrific... http://fb.me/8mrQdhzaS
Battle in Boston! Residents told to "shelter in place" as search for the second of 2 possibly Chechen men who... http://fb.me/BB31LolK
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Elvis' Poison Pen!
OF COURSE the Ricin Letter Suspect is an Mississippi Elvis Impersonator trying to shed light on a "body parts smuggling ring". It ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! http://fb.me/23Yu3JMRp
Yesterday we were embarrassed to be part of the Media
RAMPANT Cable News Stupidity Yesterday. They have a suspect, they don't have a suspect, he's "dark skinned", he's white, he's arrested, no he's not, he'll be arraigned at the courthouse at 2pm, woops no we made that up. http://fb.me/2w8DSJw38
Hey Fatty!
If you need a fork that vibrates when you eat too quickly, you're probably beyond hope. http://fb.me/Jbc8CM3g
Gun Control DOA
Pres. Obama lashes out over collapse of Senate Gun Control Bill. He says it's a "Shameful Day for Washington." http://fb.me/2juv6MSPN
Hosed by the DWP
How much is Mayor V's push to burnish his Green credentials and divest the DWP of coal-fueled energy going to cost us? $600 Million Dollars. http://fb.me/2zF4r6I1w
Big Story?
I DARE you to pick which is the Big Story today. Texas Blows Up? Elvis Mails Ricin? Gun Control DOA? Immigration? Boston Bomber Manhunt? It's a completely insane day.
Immigration Bait and Switch?
Does the Immigration Bill REALLY put Border Enforcement first? Nope. It's yet another lie to just push through Amnesty. http://fb.me/2Xla3O0ZH
Monday, April 15, 2013
Happy 100th Anniversary to the Federal Income Tax.
Someone make a #@$!ing plaque. And then please beat it to pieces with a club. http://fb.me/vLI3XU9T
Speaking of Crazy Hobos...
Nevada is just putting Mental Patients on buses to LA. http://fb.me/1dIZ92iA2
BEWARE the Homeless. Seriously.
Crazy Hobo asks for change outside 7-11. 63 year old Man Refuses. Hobo therefore SETS HIM ON FIRE. http://fb.me/14cCxR6Uz
Bury It
Is the horrifying Abortion Clinic Baby Butcher Trial being ignored by the media because it doesn't fit their PC narrative? http://fb.me/2kvJLZYRZ
Porn Shooting Grinds to a Halt in LA.
Congrats, Measure B. You killed the one industry we still have except for Illegal Fruit Stands. http://fb.me/IQq9HoIw
Another Candidate for Mom of the Year!
Somebody Grab My Baby, I'm Going to Beat the #$*! Out of You. http://fb.me/2P8LA0MVr
Friday, April 12, 2013
Not Okay.
USC Poli Sci Prof explains to his class that Republicans are stupid, racist, old white men, and advocates sabotaging their election mailers. Sorry, NO. You can't preach vote suppression in a University Classroom.
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No Confidence!
The LA Teacher's Union votes No Confidence in Supt. Deasy. Why? because he supports firing Molesters? http://fb.me/23fKrnNN5
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