SYRIA HAS CROSSED THE RED LINE!

...By calling Justin Beiber Gay. Millions of Enraged Beliebers are on Strapping Dynamite Vests and preparing to Invade as we speak.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/e-online-twitter-account-hacked-article-1.1335214

Speaking of which....

Michigan woman used Facebook to Harass herself. http://fb.me/SrAboJgL

Do You Have Facebook Psychosis?

I know I do! http://fb.me/1veMrnyfD

Hey, Anybody Want a Dead Terrorist?

Low Mileage. Some damage. http://fb.me/1fXUQnCbi

Why the Dramatic Spike in Middle-Aged People Offing Themselves?

Everyone obsesses about teenage suicide, but if some 53 year old Sad Sack shoots himself in the Medulla Oblongata, does anybody care? http://fb.me/HNoR6akc

Rolling Stones play to packed LA venue

…after cutting prices down to what your average pensioner can afford. http://fb.me/y0tGre1f

Horrific Limo Fire Kills Bride and 4 Others

Investigators Stumped as to what sparked it. http://fb.me/2s2NcxUys

Immigration Reform Bill will cost us TRILLIONS

According to new analysis of costs from The Heritage Foundation http://fb.me/2oms1ixIm

Abandon All Hope for LA Street Repairs

LA Times on our Crappy Streets: "Abandon All Hope... Residents might not see them fixed in their lifetimes". http://fb.me/1VT3HSxUm

France in an Uproar after Vultures Eat a Tourist.

She was already dead, but still... http://fb.me/26E17Ejfu

On the Loose

Murder Suspect Mistakenly Released from Jail, Sheriff waits a MONTH, then decides to mention it to the public. http://fb.me/29yPM1w49