Wednesday, March 27, 2013

How Dare They!?

LA decides to… GASP!..Study Cutting Costs! OH THE HUMANITY! HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY HAVE COME TO THIS!? http://fb.me/EIVUJsZq

Charlie Manson's Serial Cell Smuggling Goes On

Manson Follower (apparently there are still Manson Followers) caught trying to smuggle him another cell phone. http://fb.me/2KP6b8W18

Dionne Warwick Bankrupt!

If only she had some sort of Psychic Friend who could have warned her. http://fb.me/1ZRzsBUGO

Woopsie.

"Affordable Care Act" to Increase Cost of CA Health Insurance 62%. http://fb.me/2COxiSzGw

Small World Nightmare

Man who got stuck on "It's a Small World" for half an hour gets $8000 in court. Which means they owe me at least $2600 for the 10 minutes the ride usually takes.

Hey Mayors! This is how you do it.

The Mayor of Oklahoma City is helping fat residents slim down through Leadership! Without BANNING ANYTHING!... http://fb.me/2jsM5R9ip

Beiber Battery?

Is Justin Bieber a Bad Neighbor? Battery Brouhaha Blows Up Calabasas. http://fb.me/1AVpwJWpe

Secret Service Shakeup

Obama picks woman to head the Secret Service, because she's slightly less likely to get wasted and cavort with hookers... http://fb.me/HQEkUUih

A Dirty Little Secret About Why It's So Hard To Do Your Taxes...

Wish doing taxes was Free and EASY? Well it's not, thanks to the Makers of TurboTax! And... Grover Norquist? http://fb.me/Luwo9JP6