STUPID LA MARATHON
Stupid Marathon traps millions. And the winner wasn't a Kenyan! He was a Mexican… oh wait, with Kenyan Citizenship.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-la-marathon-20130318,0,1936031.story
And the woman winner got $50,000 more than the man, for coming in "first" after being allowed to start first. PC BS. And look, there's beloved LA Icon Frank McCourt at the Finish Line.
http://www.dailynews.com/ci_22809321
Illegal Bike Race before the marathon operates with the blessing of the LAPD and City Hall.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/03/before-the-la-marathon-biclists-hold-their-own-race-on-wide-open-streets.html
RADIOACTIVE MAN
TSA swoops down on Chicago train after man's medical test leaves him Radioactive http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/03/15/video-feds-swoop-in-on-metra-train-after-detecting-nuclear-risk/
MAYOR'S RACE
Who will get Kevin James' endorsement? The miniscule fraction of LA residents who know there is an election going on are all breathlessly awaiting his decision.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-adv-mayor-james-20130318,0,3802251.story
Pleitez endorses Garcetti
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mayor-pleitez-20130317,0,5542984.story
CHURCH ABUSE SCANDAL
LA Archdiocese wants Molestation Trials moves out of the city where they raped all the kids. For some reason.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-church-lawsuits-20130316,0,863542.story
OHIO RAPE CASE
Football Player rape case that has riveted the nation for no good reason over, players guilty.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/steubenville-football-players-guilty-ohio-rape-trial/story?id=18748493
EVERYTHING ELSE
Oh look, LAPD Chief Charlie Beck is going to be on TV. You know that's what he's been aiming for with his stupid Magnum PI mustache.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-beck-southland-20130316,0,6641001.story
Have a scary Co-worker? Tattle!
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_22806648/scary-co-workers-trust-your-gut-and-tell?source=email
Is the first thing you notice about someone their cell phone?
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/phone-people-notice-men-study-article-1.1290270
Lewd Library Patron banned from all libraries on the face of the earth http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/book_libraries_accused_face_lewd_lRdhm86wgd81y1l95h6t6L
Tea Party Politician, Marijuana, and a Vicious Chihuahua http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/hudson_valley_republican_assemblyman_3U8AjNcRMeL3NkxnKBdmjN
Soccer Player banned for life for Nazi Salute after game, but he says he had no idea throwing your arm forward like that was anything nazi-ish.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-soccer-player-nazi-salute-20130317,0,7604497.story
Lindsey Graham wants a Nationwide Nut Database to keep guns out of the hands of potential mass shooters.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/17/graham-keeps-up-fight-to-ban-mentally-ill-from-guns-as-dems-focus-on-assault/?intcmp=trending
Big Capital swooping in to snap up homes in distressed neighborhoods and turn them into rentals. They pay cash, so normal buyers can't compete. Is this just the Free Market, or Unfair?
http://www.latimes.com/business/realestate/la-fi-housing-investors-20130317,0,1040715.story
Hey can I see that Shotgun for a sec? BOOM!
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BARRICADED_IN_STORE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-03-17-02-12-08
Sir, would you please leash your dog? BOOM!
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/03/17/walmart-manager-shot-by-double-amputee-for-not-having-leash-for-service-dog/
US Senate Barbershop has ended each of the last 15 years hundreds of thousands of dollars in the red.
https://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/supercuts_707691.html
Dad writes Gay Son a note telling him not to bother coming out, because "I've known you were gay since you were 6." Oh, and remember to pick up some OJ and Bread.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/viral-hit-supportive-dad-note-gay-son-article-1.1290730
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