CANNIBAL!

Chubby Stabby Texas Monkey-Puppet Freak wanted to EAT PEOPLE???? And he also like necrophilia and wearing people's faces as masks.

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Ding Dongs

Hatred of Margaret Thatcher from the left propels "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" to #1 on iTunes in the UK... oh and they plan "Death Parties" along the route of the Funeral Procession. Classy.

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Mountain High!

Those hikers started hallucinating the FIRST night they were missing? Am I the only one to suspect they might have had help? http://fb.me/BsG1JVE8

Shhhh! How DARE you say anything nice about a Dead Conservative

You know things are bad when a Spice Girl is forced to delete an "offensive" tweet because it praised Margaret Thatcher's  http://fb.me/2q5NYjyIn

Dear Off-Ramp Mango Vendors

Your days may be numbered! http://fb.me/1XBLdvB0T

LA Leaders NEVER STOP Scheming to Hike Your Taxes!

LA Watchdog Jack Humphreville exposes the latest plots next. http://fb.me/2AHByHo1f

Another Reward for Failure

Rutgers AD gets $1.2 Million, a car allowance, free healthcare, and an iPad. To go away. http://fb.me/1g3bEJm47

Attention Comrades!

MSNBC's Melissa Harris-Perry thinks your kids belong to the State. Honestly. http://fb.me/2M2ouE6Bp

Get Out!

N Korea warns foreigners to GET OUT! of S Korea. Before it.. y'know... blows up for some reason. http://fb.me/2zMbkfJw6

End of an Era

What will Awkward Family Photos do now that the Sears Photo Studios are out of business? http://fb.me/2gbT62sRH