New King of Pop Insanity?

Justin Bieber allegedly "Spat in the Face" of his neighbor, and threatened to kill him. And had a pet monkey confiscated in Germany. http://fb.me/2H8WQoYQp

MTV Tragedy

MTV Tragically lost a "BuckWild" yokel after he and his uncle announce they are going off-roading. At a bar. At 3 am. On Easter Sunday. Can't imagine how that went wrong. http://fb.me/1YxOXAL4a

Arrest in Northridge Kidnapping!

But the Primary Suspect, a DANGEROUS criminal Jerry Brown let out of jail under realignment, is still on the loose! http://fb.me/1BjNlVZsk

BANKRUPT!

Stockton Goes Bust! Think their BILLION DOLLAR pension debt had something to do with it? http://fb.me/2ygqudZWw

LA Watchdog!

Are LA's big interests in an Unholy Alliance to screw you over? LA Watchdog Jack Humphreville's latest column on the LA 20/20 Budget Commission right here http://fb.me/20uIJrxJW

Scooter Scam!

80% of Government-Funded "Mobility Scooters" go to people who don't need them. http://fb.me/ywICoDwc

Camarillo is all Porned Out. Needs to take a break, maybe have a cigarette.

Porn Industry Flees LA because of Condom Law. Nearby Camarillo, overwhelmed with all the porn, passes a moratorium on new permits.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-camarillo-porn-moratorium-20130328,0,2642295.story

Eat Hot Missile, Most Imperialist LA Pig-Dogs!

North Korea's "Merciless Missiles" aimed at LA... according to the big map behind these guys in the enormous hats. http://fb.me/2ot3vRr6m

Foot Fetish Pope!

Is anyone else TOTALLY CREEPED OUT by the Foot-Kissing Pope? Why did he have to pick a Juvenile Jail for this? I'd keep my lips off kids if I were him. http://fb.me/1siidfzAg

You're Not a Power Broker.

You know who is missing from this glorious Commission to Fix LA? The People who PAY THE BILLS. http://fb.me/1D2oB6GZs