Monday, March 18, 2013

Don't Come Here Again

Lewd Library Patron banned from "all the libraries on the face of the earth".

Have a Scary Co-Worker?


Rat Them Out!

A Shining Example to Armed Nuts Everywhere


Congrats to the University of Central Florida student who apparently did the suicide part of murder/suicide first. Your non-victims appreciate it.
 

Hillary Clinton announces support for gay marriage


Maybe GOP Sen Portman had a chat with her.

Market Chaos Ensues


 As Bank Bailout Proposal for tiny island of Cyprus Includes Stealing Up To 10% From Private Accounts.
 

State Worker Furlough Scam


Oh look, those State Worker Furloughs are going to end up costing CA a bundle because workers were on furlough instead of using vacation days, which they then banked, and will get paid for when they retire. Your job lets you bank vacation days until you retire, right? What? It doesn't?

Change of Venue for Church Abuse Trial?


LA Archdiocese wants Abuse Trials moved out of LA so you don't hear about them.

Who will get Kevin James’ endorsement?


 
The miniscule fraction of LA residents who know there is an election going on are all breathlessly awaiting his decision.

LA's PC Marathon


Woman who "won" the LA Marathon and got $75,000, had a more than 18 min head start, but the runner with the BEST time only gets $25,000, because he's a man.

Separated at Birth!


President Obama and.... Satan?

This would never happen here.


Chinese in line for free McMuffins hide their faces in shame at taking free food.

Monday March 18th

STUPID LA MARATHON

Stupid Marathon traps millions. And the winner wasn't a Kenyan! He was a Mexican…  oh wait, with Kenyan Citizenship.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-la-marathon-20130318,0,1936031.story

And the woman winner got $50,000 more than the man, for coming in "first" after being allowed to start first.  PC BS. And look, there's beloved LA Icon Frank McCourt at the Finish Line.
http://www.dailynews.com/ci_22809321

Illegal Bike Race before the marathon operates with the blessing of the LAPD and City Hall.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/03/before-the-la-marathon-biclists-hold-their-own-race-on-wide-open-streets.html

RADIOACTIVE MAN

TSA swoops down on Chicago train after man's medical test leaves him Radioactive http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/03/15/video-feds-swoop-in-on-metra-train-after-detecting-nuclear-risk/

MAYOR'S RACE

Who will get Kevin James' endorsement? The miniscule fraction of LA residents who know there is an election going on are all breathlessly awaiting his decision.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-adv-mayor-james-20130318,0,3802251.story

Pleitez endorses Garcetti
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mayor-pleitez-20130317,0,5542984.story

CHURCH ABUSE SCANDAL

LA Archdiocese wants Molestation Trials moves out of the city where they raped all the kids. For some reason.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-church-lawsuits-20130316,0,863542.story

OHIO RAPE CASE

Football Player rape case that has riveted the nation for no good reason over, players guilty.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/steubenville-football-players-guilty-ohio-rape-trial/story?id=18748493

EVERYTHING ELSE

Oh look, LAPD Chief Charlie Beck is going to be on TV. You know that's what he's been aiming for with his stupid Magnum PI mustache.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-beck-southland-20130316,0,6641001.story

Have a scary Co-worker? Tattle!
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_22806648/scary-co-workers-trust-your-gut-and-tell?source=email

Is the first thing you notice about someone their cell phone?
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/phone-people-notice-men-study-article-1.1290270

Lewd Library Patron banned from all libraries on the face of the earth http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/book_libraries_accused_face_lewd_lRdhm86wgd81y1l95h6t6L

Tea Party Politician, Marijuana, and a Vicious Chihuahua http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/hudson_valley_republican_assemblyman_3U8AjNcRMeL3NkxnKBdmjN

Soccer Player banned for life for Nazi Salute after game, but he says he had no idea throwing your arm forward like that was anything nazi-ish.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-soccer-player-nazi-salute-20130317,0,7604497.story

Lindsey Graham wants a Nationwide Nut Database to keep guns out of the hands of potential mass shooters.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/17/graham-keeps-up-fight-to-ban-mentally-ill-from-guns-as-dems-focus-on-assault/?intcmp=trending

Big Capital swooping in to snap up homes in distressed neighborhoods and turn them into rentals. They pay cash, so normal buyers can't compete. Is this just the Free Market, or Unfair?
http://www.latimes.com/business/realestate/la-fi-housing-investors-20130317,0,1040715.story

Hey can I see that Shotgun for a sec? BOOM!
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BARRICADED_IN_STORE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-03-17-02-12-08

Sir, would you please leash your dog? BOOM!
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/03/17/walmart-manager-shot-by-double-amputee-for-not-having-leash-for-service-dog/

US Senate Barbershop has ended each of the last 15 years hundreds of thousands of dollars in the red.
https://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/supercuts_707691.html

Dad writes Gay Son a note telling him not to bother coming out, because "I've known you were gay since you were 6." Oh, and remember to pick up some OJ and Bread.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/viral-hit-supportive-dad-note-gay-son-article-1.1290730