If you only read one news story today, read this one.

Man goes to police station to report his stolen iPhone. Calls it, hears it ringing. From a holding cell. In an arrestee's butt.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/butt_dial_con_feels_the_pinch_N674ntrgZd5ua7zLNfcc7M

 

Marathon Bombings were a Hate Crime

Marathon Bombers only spared Carjacked Motorist's Life "because he wasn't an American". Proving they were motivated by rage against the country that took them in and gave them a home.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/22/boston-marathon-bombing-suspects-spared-carjacking-victim-because-wasnt/

I'll Save You Nell!

Mounties foil al-Qaeda backed Islamic Radicals plotting US-bound Passenger Train Bombing!

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/04/22/canadian-terrorist-plot-was-planned-by-chiheb-esseghaier-raed-jaser/

Solving another problem nobody has!

CA wants to regulate the heck out of places you park your kid while you do stuff. Which means they will probably just close.

http://www.kcoy.com/story/22047402/short-term-daycare-centers-could-be-hit-with-regulations

Mayor V's Budget

 Gee! I probably shouldn't have given City Workers those FIVE RAISES over 2 Years.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-villaraigosa-budget-employee-raises-20130422,0,4416165.story

If you hear a song you like on McIntyre in the Morning...

... it's probably because whoever sang it just dropped dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/22/showbiz/richie-havens-obituary/index.html

Sequester Flight Delay Circus

Please join the airlines and take a stand against the FAA's Budget Cut temper-tantrum.

http://www.dontgroundamerica.com/

C-Span briefly interesting

 ...as Senators Get Into It over whether the Marathon Bombing should influence the Immigration Debate.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/i-never-said-that-sens-grassley-schumer-get-heated-over-using-bombing-as-excuse-to-delay-immigration-reform/

Who benefits from the Immigration Bill?

Ski Instructors! Naturally. Oh, and the Irish.

http://www.dailynews.com/breakingnews/ci_23078747/who-benefits-immigration-bill-meat-cutters-ski-instructors

Look out, Ladies!

 Anthony Wiener is back on Twitter!

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/anthony-weiner-creates-new-twitter-account_718205.html