Wednesday, June 19, 2013

LA Bans Plastic Bags!

Because why bother with Roads & Sidewalks when they can make your life more of a pain in the ass?

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-plastic-bags-20130618,0,6576624.story

NSA Claims Programs disrupted 50 Plots!

...But only 10 "had the potential to involve" domestic surveillance. So they NEED to keep listening to your Grandma talking to her Gynecologist. Convinced yet?

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-nsa-surveillance-disrupt-terrorist-attacks-20130618,0,4220555.story

The Congressional Budget Office says the Senate Immigration Bill would only cut illegal immigration by 25%.

...So everybody get ready for the NEXT Amnesty after this one!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/18/cbo-immigration-bill-saves-197-billion/

 

Mayor V “fully expects” to Run for Governor.

The LAUSD is buying Students iPads!?

At $678 EACH. Which kids get to take home with them, and Oh Look! They are using Bond Money you voted them to Build and Maintain Schools to Pay the Bill.

http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_23489311/lausd-spending-30-million-buy-30-000-ipads

Thursday, June 13, 2013

8 Month Erection causes man to "withdraw from life".

Write your own jokes folks, I'm not getting fired over this one!

http://www.dailynews.com/breakingnews/ci_23441117/man-sues-doctor-claims-penile-implant-gave-him

Groundbreaking New Study Says People who use Facebook & Twitter are Self-Obsessed Narcissists.

Were the Santa Monica College murders committed with a Homemade Gun?

Raises All Around! On You.

You'll be glad to know Jerry Brown is giving CA's State Workers a Raise! With more to come.
http://fb.me/1LEmdEud0

Lego Faces are Getting Angrier!