Monkey Mummy and Elephant Meat seized at LAX.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-monkey-elephant-lax-20130520,0,6305313.story

We don't talk much...

TOP White House People, including the Chief of Staff, knew about IRS Targeting but Nah, they didn't mention it to the President.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/politics/irs-targeting/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

VIDEO

KSN Newsroom Evacuates as Tornado Hits During Live Broadcast

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2013/05/20/ksn-anchor-walk-off-tornado.ksn

Monster in OKC

"Monster" Tornado takes as many as 91 Lives, at least 20 of them Children, in Oklahoma City.

http://www.foxnews.com/weather/2013/05/21/children-among-dead-after-twister-strikes-near-oklahoma-city/

How Appropriate...

...an Enormous, Expensive, Empty Space is being named after Mayor V at LAX.

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_23278279/great-hall-at-laxs-new-bradley-terminal-be

Listen up, Stupids.

Mayor Bloomberg says if you're Dumb, don't go to College. Be a Plumber.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/skip-college-plumber-mayor-bloomberg-article-1.1347576

Monkey Updates!

Justin Bieber's Monkey has been Claimed by the Reich!

http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/justin-biebers-monkey-now-belongs-to-germany.html

In other Monkey News, the guy who broke into a zoo and beat a monkey to death while trying to steal it gets 7 years.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sentenced-years-killing-zoo-monkey-article-1.1346823

Nitpicking.

When anyone points out the Union ads saying Greuel "will raise the min. wage to $15" is only true for a few hotel workers, they say that's "Nitpicking".

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mayor-daily-20130518,0,3139917.story

Oh Say Can You Remember The Words?

National Anthem Gets Put Through the Wringer in Canada...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/05/19/singer-performs-star-mangled-banner-at-hockey-game-in-canada/?test=latestnews

The Common Thread?

AP Scandal, like Benghazi, seems to stem from attempt to spike any story that contradict the "victory" against Al Qaeda.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/20/ap-president-doj-subpoenas-are-unconstitutional-hurts-press/